Advertising to Aliens is Easier than to Humans
If you run a business and you are trying to get customers in the front door you may find it interesting that it is much easier to advertise to aliens than it is to advertise to humans. You see, aliens can read your mind and all you have to do is sit in your store and think about all the great deals you are having and the discount you are offering. The alien will read your mind and decide if they want anything or not and then fly in; in their UFO to come and buy something if they are interested.
Humans on the other hand are rather stupid creatures and they cannot read your mind and therefore you need to have a simple message and you must advertise it in places where humans might see it. Perhaps in the phonebook, a newspaper or a nice glossy brochure, which explains exactly what it is you are selling.
Both aliens and humans listen to the radio. For instance the aliens are listening to our radio telescopes at the Very Large Array run by SETI. Humans on the other hand listen to their favorite music on the radio and often get their news that way as well and if you want them to hear your message you have to play it over and over again to get their attention.
You can see why is so frustrating for business owners to try to advertise to lesser humans. Therefore it makes sense to keep it simple. Have a simple message that humans can understand and put it in the most obvious places where they will see it or hear about it and that folks is how you advertise to humans if you have something you wish to sell. Please consider all this in 2006.
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